Women love the song “Hey There Delilah.” Whether it’s the singers acknowledged vocal flaws, his overly-earnest lyrics, or the romantic greeting “hey there,” ladies just love it.
For some reason, the song always, always, always has made me think of Nair.
Hence: Free Nair Tomorrow.
Oh, and my emulation of the original’s vocal pitch issues is 100% intentional. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.