A friend of mine who wishes to remain anonymous, and whom I’ll thus refer to merely as “Ted Light,” had the idea. A friend of his did the artwork. And I, of course, worked the technical magic.
The result: The Snuggie Sutra. It’s the Kama Sutra, but with Snuggies.
It’s NSFW, if your boss is a jerk who hates drawings of blanket-clad lovers.